• People in 2000: Y2K is going to kill us all!
  • in 2001: Anthrax is going to kill us all!
  • in 2002: West Nile Virus is going to kill us all!
  • in 2003: Weapons of Mass Destruction are going to kill us all!
  • in 2004: SARS is going to kill us all!
  • in 2005: Bird Flu is going to kill us all!
  • in 2006: E. Coli is going to kill us all!
  • in 2007: Vaccines are going to kill us all
  • in 2008: The Bad Economy is going to kill us all!
  • in 2009: Swine Flu is going to kill us all!
  • in 2010: BP Oil is going to kill us all!
  • in 2011: Obamacare is going to kill us all!
  • In 2012: The end of the world is going to kill us all!
  • In 2013: North Korea is going to kill us all!
  • In 2014: Ebola is going to kill us all!
  • Me: Eh, it will work out.
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Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. Henry Ward Beecher   (via caliti)

Never forget anything, ever

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Still don’t know what I’m wearing to NOD

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mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

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